think outside the bun

Jersey Shore season 4!!! The group is headed to Italy this spring to film season 4. These guys are so big right now, it’s ridiculous. It was also confirmed that Pauly D will eventually have his own spin-off show on MTV. He is by far the funniest on the show, so that’ll be interesting too. But, season 3 is starting to scare me. All of the good/interesting things in the preview have happened already. Jenni and Sammi’s fight, Snooki’s arrest, and Sammi punching Ronnie in the face. It’s also a little disappointing that Jenni and Sammi are acting friendly with each other right now. I’m not officially concerned yet, but there is a lot of pressure going into next week’s show.

I went to Ikea last week to look for room stuff. I couldn’t believe how huge it was. It definitely had a casino-feel to it. There was a big multi-level parking structure, just like a casino. There was a food court, just like a casino. There was a kid play place, like a casino’s arcade. There were massive amounts of excited people walking around trying to spend money. And once you’re inside, you kind of get lost, and don’t really know how to get out if you have to. They’re killing it right now.

I think this whole Taco Bell lawsuit is hilarious. Taco Bell claims the beef that they use is 88% beef. However, the lawsuit claims that their beef is actually only 35% beef. There’s a huge difference between 88% and 35%. Thirty-five percent!! That would be so funny. That sounds a little too much like Mondo Burger to me. Adding thriampithal? to their unsuspecting customers?

Last Subway pet peeve for a long time. I hate it when the lady smashes the bread while she is trying to cut it open. I asked for honey oat bread. I didn't ask for honey oat flatbread, bitch. i'm kidding, i love all self proclaimed "sandwich artists"

Everyone knows that Rounders is by far the best poker movie. And I know it's still a year or two away, but i can't waaaaaaaaaaaaait for Rounders 2 to come out. Supposedly, it's set to release in 2012, but i assume it will get pushed back a bit.
I read a "legit" rumor online that Tom durrrr Dwan is in the opening scene, and he or another character makes a huge misclick and loses a ton of money playing online.

-So far, 5 people have joined the PokerStars home game. We need more players! everyone should make an account and join, or tell your friends about it. They have play money tables, so if you don't want to play for real money, we can still play for fun. I was playing Russ heads up the other day for play money, and it was really fun. Russ kept owning me and finally stacked me, and i wrote in chat "a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes". (my friend ray used to say this when we played poker in college) But anyway, Russ stacked me again, and he wrote "I found another one"
^what a good line. But yeah, join if you're interested, or even semi-interested.