lizard

so i was walking toward the family room to eat lunch and i found a lizard chilling by the window. WTF! Yes, I found a lizard INSIDE my house. I couldn't believe it. It was a little baby lizard, but a lizard nonetheless!

I caught it and put it in a jar and debating whether to boil it, microwave it, or let it go. I killed a fly and put it in the jar for him to eat until i make the "decision".

On another note, i think i'm going to buy a BB gun or something. There's so many things to shoot in the backyard.

woo

it's interesting how the Giants were the underdog (according to bodog) in every single game during the NLCS.

and in game 1 on Wednesday too

I wish I had a smaller head, 7.5 inches is just ridiculous.

The Giants are now 1-3 in the last 4 games I’ve been to, and two of those losses were possible clinchers too. Ughh

I was frustrated toward the end of the game. There was an older female Philly fan (probably 52 or 55 years old) walking up the steps and I told her she was old and had wrinkles.

At the bar, we saw Carlos Mencia, I’ll post a picture later. I told him he’s not funny at all.

Andy and I drank a fair amount before the game and on our way to the ball park we would ask Giants fans “who was pitching?” It was hilarious to see people’s reactions. As soon as we got to our seats, I asked the lady sitting next to us who was starting for the Giants, she hesitated, laughed, and said Timmy. I turned to Andy and said “hey, Timmy’s pitching!” This sounded funnier in my head, but maybe you had to be there.

If I hear this song, I have to start dancing, no matter what. I’m dead serious. Most people know by 'beats playlist', and if that playlist were a baseball team, this song would be batting clean-up.



After the game, we went to this bar that had ZERO people in it when we got there. We get a drink, then Ashkon comes in. It was pretty cool to see him. Then 3 buses come and drop off Berkley students. It was crazyyy.

Just so I don’t forget the inside jokes in 3 years: Freddy and mac n’ cheese, Foster’s, ‘don’t eff w/ my money’

10-19

sick hand




Weeds + poker = hopefully awesome

http://www.deadline.com/2010/10/weeds-executive-producers-developing-poker-comedy-at-showtime/

i want to learn how to dougie, seriously, kind of

The playoffs have been awesome. However, a new goal in my life is to go to a postseason Giants game and be able to see the scoreboard. For game 1, scottmizuno.com and i were sitting in section 335 where you can't see left field or the scoreboard. But we couldn't care less. We saw the Braves swing and miss very clearly. When Buster hit his double, I thought it was a home run (we couldn't see where the ball landed), so i stupidly ran into the aisle and started celebrating like crazy only to look back at the field and see Buster legging it out to 3rd. It was very embarrassing, but I didn't care at the time.

In game 2, we were in the left field bleachers and there was a wall blocking the scoreboard completely. That game was awesome for the first 7 innings, then shit happened.

Game 3 was crazy, I remember thinking there was a 0% chance that we would win after Hinske hit his home run. I was already thinking of what to say to people. I was also thinking of excluding myself from watching sports in general for X amount of time. But wow, I was extremely wrong. I get goosebumps when i watch the highlights of Sanchez sliding home and fist pumping.

This series was very stressful, but i think it was more stressful because the Giants were the favorite to win the series. I think it would have been different if the Giants were the underdog. I'm not sure what i'm trying to say.

I found out the address to my house, 28966 S. Ahern Road

10-9

-Jamie, I didn’t see Paranormal Activity 2, just the preview. But if (WHEN!) you see where I’m currently living, you’ll understand why the preview is enough to put scary thoughts in your mind.

I have proof that I’m not meant for the “working world.” I was fortunate enough to talk to a financial planner and had him review my resume. So he called me and we talked for a few minutes and then this happened:

Peter: Can you come meet me at my office so we can talk.
Me: Yes
Peter: Ok, how about Thursday?
Me: (I cringe) Oh, I’m actually going to the Giants game.
Peter: Oh ok, no problem, how about Friday?
Me: (I cringe even more ) Oh, I’m actually going to the giants game on Friday too.
Peter: wtf

Just kidding about the last comment, but yea, he was nice about it, and we agreed to meet on Friday at 10am.


and Jill, I did NOT think of you when I saw this video. Be careful tho



check out her sandals when she falls hahah, it's not funny though

10-4

So my voice is at an all-time low. I’ve been a little sick for the past week or so and it didn’t get any better this weekend. Went to the Giants game on Friday hoping they would clinch the NL West, but it wasn’t meant to be. The biggest sporting event I’ve ever attended, combined with an open bar (pregame) led to lots of fun but no voice. I actually forgot to eat at the game, and woke up around 9AM the next morning nearly starving. I drove to Subway, but they were closed, so I went to a Mexican restaurant and finished 2 burritos. I surprised myself, and then I went home and slept for another 3 hours. My goal for the next 3 days is to recover, get better, and prepare for game 1 and 2. Sec 335 for game 1 and 142 for game 2!

World of Jenks. I’m not sure if anyone watches this show on MTV, but it’s been pretty interesting. And next week, he is going to document a poker player, Nick Schulman, I can’t wait to see it.

I enjoy living at my new house. It’s very nice to be the king of the castle for once. However, I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to the weird noises the house makes, especially at night. Sometimes, it sounds like someone is walking on the roof. And one time, I was playing poker at night, and it sounded like someone tapped on the window behind me. I don’t think I’ve ever felt so paralyzed. Honestly, I didn’t move for about 15 seconds. And it doesn’t help that it’s October and all these movie previews on tv are for these dumbass scary movies. Let me in? Case 39? Saw 3d? and I just saw a new one, Paranormal Activity 2?! Ughhh




This had me laughing so hard


Full Tilt Poker Game #24435264132: $30 + $1.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (189113062), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:41:09 ET - 2010/10/04
Seat 1: Paige16 (2,930)
Seat 2: Phili_Schneider (3,070)
Paige16 posts the small blind of 30
Phili_Schneider posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Paige16 [Ac 5c]
Paige16 raises to 120
Phili_Schneider calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Kc 2c 8d]
Phili_Schneider checks
Paige16 bets 120
Phili_Schneider calls 120
*** TURN *** [Kc 2c 8d] [Js]
Phili_Schneider checks
Paige16 bets 420
Phili_Schneider calls 420
*** RIVER *** [Kc 2c 8d Js] [Kh]
Phili_Schneider bets 1,320
Paige16 has 15 seconds left to act
Paige16 has requested TIME
Paige16 calls 1,320
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Phili_Schneider shows [9s Ks] three of a kind, Kings
Paige16 mucks
Phili_Schneider wins the pot (3,960) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,960 | Rake 0
Board: [Kc 2c 8d Js Kh]
Seat 1: Paige16 (small blind) mucked [Ac 5c] - a pair of Kings
Seat 2: Phili_Schneider (big blind) showed [9s Ks] and won (3,960) with three of a kind, Kings
He was a losing sng player, so I’d have to say his line is pretty bad. However, if he had been a winning player, I’d say his play is genius. It’s weird how that works, but I really thought that he had a missed flush draw, something like 910 of clubs, which I would beat. He would never do this with a Jack or 8. he just owned me