that's right

there's an NFL game every thursday night, on the NFL network channel. i don't get the NFL network channel. that is a problem.

scottmizuno.com is a genius and told me to tell comcast that i'm thinking of switching my cable service to DirecTV unless i get the NFL network channel for free. then i should be able to get it. scott told me that instead of calling, i can use livechat so i sound more convincing.

it worked. i threatened to switch to DirecTV unless i get the NFL network for free, he said something like no problem. i was feeling frisky, and said "i'm going to need the NBA channel for free too". i'm 100% sure i would never say this over the phone. i thought it was pretty gangster..this time he said "alright". i could have asked for more, but i didn't. maybe next time. thinking about it now, after he said "alright", i should've said "thaaaaaaaat's right beeeeeytch"

it's 2012

i feel like you can say "it's 2012" before or after any statement, and it just sorta makes sense. in a debate, you can use it when you don't know exactly what to say.

like...
do you think the warriors are going to make the playoffs?
-it's 2012, of coooourse the Warriors are going to make the playoffs!

what do you want to eat for dinner?
-dude, let's get some sushi, it's 2012!!

what's new with so-and-so?
-i'm not really sure, but it's 2012, so who knows.

dumbass melky cabrera
-i know, how are you going to get caught using performance enhancing drugs, it's 2012!!

you have a girlfriend yet?
-No, it's 2012.

upshit

proof that lyrics are overrated. have a bet with derek. on janruary 1st, 2013, i have over 200 million views. derek has the under. loser treats the winner to a niceish dinner. i think i'm the easy favorite. the song is going to hit it's PEAK in 2 days. and it's already at 96million, i have 3 months? just checked the updated odds, the over of 200million views is -140. so there. VALUE