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didn't anyone watch eagle eye? technology is dangerous. whenever i deposit cash at an ATM, i usually like to know how much cash i'm depositing, just in case the ATM counts it incorrectly. but the other day, i had a bunch of different denominations after the chicago trip, so i just grabbed all my bills and shoved it into the ATM, didn't count it or anything. i assumed that the machine was correct. ugh, gross how much i rely on technology. but wait, i saw ocean's 13. what if the ATM can sense when someone knows the total cash amount they are depositing. and what if the ATM can sense when someone is just shoving in a random amount of cash. what if it recognizes that, and instead of crediting my account for $163, it credits my account for $143. since i "trust" the ATM, it can rip me off and i would never know. BANG

i'm no football expert or anything. but running backs are so damn overrated. how many "good" running backs are there? just off the top of my head. adrian petersen, chris johnson, ray rice, arian foster, frank gore, stephen jackson, deangelo williams, jamaal charles, the guy from the madden cover, d-mcfadden. those guys have everyone fooled. they're just athletic, that's all. all you need is a good offensive line. they make the holes, all you need is an athletic guy to run through the holes. i mean, if the holes are big enough, i can average 4 yards per carry. forreal tho. running backs in the nfl= borderline genius/scam

brutal

this was my nightmare. japan losing to huntington beach. russ, playing both sides like the Situation. (russ is from fountain valley, but tells people he's from HB). when japan beat mexico, he texts me "go japan". ok, yeah, let's go japan! i was a little confused, HB is his "hometown". but ok, respect, he's staying loyal to our homeland. long brutal story short, japan loses to HB. i want to test him, I text him "congrats on the HB win". I expect him to say he's pissed that japan lost. he failed, he texts me back "thanks, now go back to japan" or something like that. not cool

learned this from intervention. the interventionist lady told the drug addict "nothing changes if nothing changes". MIND-BLASTING.

give mtv credit. they know their shit. for most shows, it's all about the trailer. if the trailer is good, people will watch. everyone who saw the trailer of Jersey wanted to see the fight between ronnie and the situation. i was pretty damn excited. as i was watching, i couldn't believe what happened. disappointment is an understatement. MTV is genius. they were bluffing the whole time. they knew that the fight wasn't legit, but they played it up every chance they had. they literally had king high, but bluffing like they had the nuts. so sick, pay that man his money. anyway, it was funny to see ronnie start crying and say "i did my best". HAHA just like dane cook's bit on crying.

try harder

i was watching the little league world series. montana was playing california. i didn't watch the whole thing, but anyway, it was a night game, and at least 3 or 4 of the montana players were on the field with sunglasses on top of their hats. I don't get it, I seriously want to ask them "hey friends, it's a night game, what are the sunglasses for?" what can they possibly say but "it looks cool,duh". I can't think of any other logical answer. for good luck? maybe

i also find it funny when a teenager with his friends or family (in a social situation) has earbuds/headphones on, supposedly listening to music. when you're at the mall with your friends, are you really listening to music? i mean, there's anti-social, but fuck, what do you call this? I always want to ask them, "hi, what are you listening to?" are they actually listening to music? or is it just for looks? mr. cool is pretty much telling his friends and family they ain't shit

i want to tell both parties: don't worry, it's working, you look cool.
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LLWS update: japan beat venezuela. they will play mexico on sat for the international championship. i hate to say it, but it's time for mexico's cindarella story to end. remember, blind squirrels find nuts sometimes. gonzaga could win a couple games during march madness. but they have to go through DUKE for the championship

like a fart in the wind

it's that time of year again, little league world series. until august 28th, i'm not american, i'm japanese. the road to repeat has been a little rocky. of course we cruise over the caribbean 12-1, they always suck. but really? lose to mexico 2-3? before the game, i was looking to take japan vs. the field. so shameful. only 4 hits and 2 errors? that's not how we do it, hope the coach chewed them out after the game. big game tomorrow vs canada, even tho canada usually sucks the big one, just one upset and it's back to the home land. doi tashi masu na! that means nothing

jersey shore. although it's still hirarious, it's no longer must-watch tv. i know this because i usually DVR it on Thursday, and if i don't watch it thursday night, it's ok. if i dont watch it friday, it's ok. still funny as balls. pauly d and vinny's ...she's too young for you bro...was pretty awesome. i want to see the ronnie-situation fight. if i know my jersey shore (and i do), the next episode will lead up to the fight, but the actual fight will be the following week.

poor groupon. i just signed up for amazonlocal which is another daily deal.

oh google, you stud. buying motorola mobile for 10+ billion. oh google, starting google.com/hotelfinder. bye bye orbitz priceline and travelocity.

chicago deep dish pizza is the real deal. little fun fact, one of my top 5 favorite foods is lasagana. chicago deep dish pizza is a combination of pizza and lasagana.

am i missing something here? it's a fact: on average, a person who is halfwhite-halfjapanese is better looking than a full japanese person. i don't make the rules, it's just a fact. but anyway, it's true because mixed people are the rare ones. you know, what is eva mendez? she's hot. what exactly is jessica alba? hot.
wait, she's a quarter spanish/japanese/ chinese/and korean? get the fuck out of here, hot.
whenever you can't tell what nationality someone is, they are probably very good looking. when i ask people to guess what nationality i am, and they immediately say "you look japanese", i say a little "fuck me" in my head. i love my parents, but always wonder what it must feel like to be 50% white? hmmyumm but wait, in 5,000 years, everyone will be mixed. in 5000 years, full bloods are going to be the good looking (rare) ones. if you put me in the world in 7011, and i walk down the streets of SF, hapas will turn and be like, "shiiiiiza, that fucker is full japanese, so lucky"
just ahead of my time i suppose, weirdiknow

like a fart in the wind...like a fart..in the wind.

on deck

we bought 2 boxes. this was the first. funnnn
we got raped in the 2nd box we opened. it didn't feel good.

if i had to live somewhere outside of CA, but within the US for a year or two, it would be chicago. if that is ever a viable option in the next 6 years, fuck it, i'm going. 100%

on the airplane to chicago, i finished the last season of Entourage on DVD, and i had a memory. I remember in college, when i was slamming thru season 2 of Friday night lights. i remember debating with someone that minka kelly is tops. i remember that someone tried to convince me that sloan from entourage was better looking. i remember it was real life, and not a dream. the only thing i don't remember is WHO this person was. it was one of 4 people. scott jt russ greg. scott vehemantly vehemantly vahemanentley denied it. and i believe him. so it's either jt russ or greg. one of you bastards thinks (or thought) that sloan is/was better looking. come forward, explain yourself

if you still agree, tell me. if you admit you were wrong, tell me.

chicago! ahhhhh, to be continued

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i used to know what this felt like

My ADD flared up again. i hadn't been looking to buy a new watch or anything. but i saw rick and steven this weekend. rick said that he was thinking of buying a watch and steven said he saw the biggest/sickest watch store he's ever seen in vegas. short story short, i see a watch on the internet, convince myself i like it, it's reasonably priced. and 20 minutes later, uh oh. should be here in 3 days.

short, pale, and ehhh

caught up on last week's intervention. another damn alcoholic, just a so-so episode. the alcoholic's older daughter was pretty cute, just saying. her drink of choice was natural ice. lol i remember trying natural ice with greg. we both agreed it was the worst beer we've ever had. its been 4 years since we tried it. i sort of want to try it again now and see if my opinion has changed.

i asked my mom and dad about the time they dated. my mom said that it took tooo long for my dad to pop the question. so i asked my dad what took so long, and he said because he was "unsure". so i asked my dad how did he know when the time was finally right, and he said that he "still wasn't sure." lol, my mom started laughing so i know my dad was boo shitting. after, my mom said something like "don't lie, you used to talk about getting married when we first started dating." then my dad said "you were probably just dreaming." i laughed loll

why is jason bateman in so many movies? maybe lots of people like him, but i'm not one of them. i think he tries to do the whole awkward humor, but he's not quite cutting it. like the kings of comedy, the kings of awkward comedy: michael cera, steve correll, paul rudd, and BEN STILLA. ben stiller over will ferrell, hands down



nice mj, did he say national treasures gets released tomorrow? is is true that we leave for chicago tomorrow. is it true that we go to the the national card show on friday? fuck me, i feel like i'm 10 years old again. loseriknow

take my money, dont take my time. waste my money, please don't waste my time.