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within 5 blocks of my place, there's probably 20 chinese restaurants. there's no way they can all stay in business if they're 100% on the up-and-up. i always wonder, how many of those restaurants are involved in illegal activity. like Rush Hour, what percentage of chinese restaurants in san francisco have a juntao running around buying c4 and kidnapping little asian girls. it has to be a non zero percentage. i want to knowww

i walked by a "shoe repair" shop the other day. emphasis on the quotation marks. what does a broken shoe look like? i've never had a broken shoe accident. i don't think i know anyone that had broken a shoe before. who actually says "oh, i'm busy today, my shoes broke last night, gotta take them to the shop to get repaired". ok, let's just say one day i happen to break one of my shoes, there's no way i'm going to get it fixed, i'm just buying another pair. let's say there are people that break their shoes, and actually go to a "shoe repair" place, and pays to get it fixed. how can the business stay in business off of those weirdos alone? it's impossible. therefore, i'm thinking that all shoe repairs are involved in some illegal activity. it's the perfect cover business. i've watched Weeds, i watch intervention, there has to be some dirty shizz going on in the back of shoe repairs shops.

everything has germs on it. nothing is clean. i was on my morning bus ride to work, and some bum-type-looking guy's finger was slightly bleeding. he first sucked his finger, then he wiped his slightly bloody finger on the seat next to him. yum. everything is dirty. it's crazy. how many people wash their hands 100% of the time after each time they use the restroom? i'm afraid to guess. and another thing, beer pong. why do some people think that sink water disinfects the dirty ass balls. like when the ball is on the ground, and you pick it up, and you see hair on it. everyone says "oh gross", but all you do is dump it in the "water cup" and bam, no problem. hella clean.