tragic

i can't wait til thursday. i need a new bed. and on thursday i plan to go to mancini's sleepworld to look/buy one. ever since i got into pawn stars, i sort of love to negotiate. when i watch pawn stars or storage wars, i always criticize people's negotiating skills. people get raped in the negotiations. it kills me. i can't wait to negotiate my bed purchase. i want a semi-nice to nice one. so it won't be exactly cheap. and i know in this equation: me and the salesman. that i have all the power, allofIT. i'm his commission, he knows it, and i know it. he's going to get raped. toomuch

i can't wait. let's say we negotiate for awhile and i finally get the rape-deal i was looking for. and i hand over my credit card. but then i quickly say "wait, wait, i'll agree to buy the bed from you, but before that, do 5 push-ups and 5 jumping jacks.
he has to say OK, he's losing his commission if he says wtf. i have the power