Monday, September 26, 2011

INSTA-MARRY

is there such a thing? if you meet a girl, and she does or says something, and you just know that she's the ONE.

like if she knows who durrrr is. INSTA
if she describes her weekend "it was crazy, saw some old friends, we went intervention-style"
if she subscribes to chri5784 on youtube and knows when National Treasures basketball drops.
if she walks up to a teenager listening to his ipod with his friends and asks "hey, what are you listening to?"
if i ask her what her favorite disney original movie is, she says "horse sense, and it's not even close.
if i ask her if she has any hidden talents, and she responds "this may sound weird, but i can bend my right index finger back and touch the back of my hand"
if she has a playlist on her ipod called "BEATS" that consists of only club hits.
if she uses the phrase "non zero percent chance" "it's good to have options" "nothing changes if nothing changes" or "fuck kobe"
if i explain my warriors championship futures bet with russell to her, and she replies "that's bet-rape"
if i text her, and she responds "lol u"
if we go on a date, and when the bill comes, i offer to pay, but she says no no, let's split it. no, don't worry, i got it. and she says "fine, let's just credit card-roulette it. come on, let's just gamble" HELLA INSTA, hands down
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4 comments:

  1. jTSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    GAMBOL!!!

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  2. jillSeptember 27, 2011 at 2:57 AM

    cutest post ever! lol. you probably didn't intend it to be that way.. but yesss. that was such a good study break.

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  3. gmizSeptember 28, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    cutest post ever?
    you're so weird

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  4. jamieleeeeOctober 3, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    i know you're in love with yourself grant, but trust me i don't think you want to marry someone exactly like you. but i'm sure some girl has this exact insta-marry list and is looking for you. :)

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