i'm embarrassed, i'm embarrassed for my generation. bassie buys a new macbook laptop, i ask her how she likes it, she says that she likes everything about it, except for the fact that the screen is too dark. she asks me if i know how to make the screen brighter. i tell her no, but she should just google it. she says "i'm too lazy", as she is on facebook and watching jerseyliciious. i lost it, that's it, i'm embarrassed for my generation. fucked, since jump street.
i miss poker. there's bodog, but the damn software is unbelievably bad. i want pokerssss. i want to 4-table $30 husngs and drop f-bombs and throw pens at my walls when fuckers hit their flush draws. i miss watching high stakes poker. this is my favorite televised poker hand of all time. it just shows how superior durrrr is to pretty much everyone else but ivey. if i'm barry, i'm folding on the flop, easy. if i'm peter, i'm folding on the turn, easy. the best part about this hand, is when durrrr makes the side bet with doyle. he knowsss that peter had the best hand. so sick.
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