Monday, October 10, 2011

skinny n

my new theory. all guys with both ears pierced have swagger. there's not a guy with both ears pierced that doesn't have swagger. i'm not saying all guys with swagger have their ears pierced. but what i am saying is that you can't have your ears pierced and NOT have swagger.

Swag Theory: Guys with both ears pierced have swagger.

i don't know exactly how it works, but i assume it's like putting on the Yankee pinstripes for the first time. or like putting on the golden state warriors uniform for the first time, same thing. it changes you. the swagger is guaranteed.
according to phil, i have no swagger. i'm thinking of doing an experiment. i get my ears pierced, go out, and see if the swag comes out. girls won't know how to react at first. hey, look at that full japanese guy over there, he looks sort of quiet and reserved, but look, his ears are pierced, i'm confused.
hella swaggy, gotcha bitch

2 comments:

  1. why do you always insist on making me look like the bad guy :(
    this is a little mean, but i know a guy with both ears pierced who has zero swag. i know i can beat him up with my bare hands

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  2. I do believe mj still has only one pierced. And he prollie has enough swag

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