that i used to know

it's called bachelor soup. you buy a rotisereee chicken at the grocery store for $5. you buy the chicken noodle soup in the red box and some saltine crackers. you pause the Giants game. make the soup, cut up about 1/3 of the rotiserrie chicken and put it in the soup so the chicken to noodle ratio is extremely high. take the soup back to the tv, un-pause the giants game, eat straight out of the pot, dip the saltine crackers. bachelor soup

just bought the first 2 seasons of Breaking Bad on DVD. i have hbo so i'm going to watch the new season Entourage. yeeeeeeee, i still have to watch the last season. just bought it on amazon, i forgot it came out already. so my plan is to record the new season, watch the last season when i get it from amazon, then watch my DVR recordings.

arbitrage homie. i went to great clips, the haircut costs $12. the promotion was if you buy a $50 gift card, the haircut is free. eh, so i bought the gift card. depending on how you look at it, i bought the $50 gift card for $38. Or I paid $50 for $62 worth of value. so in an ideal situation, i would sell the $50 gift card to someone for a small discount, like $48. If this person is a regular Great Clips customer AND doesn't know about the promotion, THEN he saves $2, and I make $10. does that make sense? unfortunately, there are no great clips gift cards on ebay. this isn't realistic, but let's say if i did list it on ebay, and with fees and everything included, i receive $42 back. then for each giftcard/haircut i buy, I make $4. So the haircut would only be $8, instead of $12. WHATTHEFUCK



best product of the year, $500 a box. so disgusting vid