mother trucker

i'm not exactly sure why i was so happy to see that chris hansen (from dateline NBC), was caught on camera cheating on his wife. just a sidenote, i think to catch a predator is probably one of the most interesting shows i've ever seen. I still watch re-runs and find it interesting. but i dont know, when i heard about chris cheating, i was sort of happy. he's kind of a dickwad on the show. i mean, i guess he has to be, but he bugs me sometimes. he just LOVES to say "do you watch tv? well, i'm chris hansen from Dateline NBC and we're doing a story..." shut up chris, you're not that cool. i mean, yeah, the guys are disgusting pedophiles, but i dont know, they messed up, but do you have to embarrass the shit out of them. i know that it makes better tv, but still. sometimes, when the guys are super sick in the head, i want chris to grill them, read the transcripts, embarrass them. you brought your kid with you? you're a rabbi who wants to meet up with a teenage boy? get em chris. but for some of the guys, do you really have to be such a douchebag. maybe they honestly just wanted to talk to the 13-year old girl. maybe they honestly do carry condoms with them at all times. let me be clear, i do not support pedophiles.

the next time someone tells me "dude i'm broke". i'm just going to ask them "wait, so you have zero dollars? oh, my bad, here, take my subway gift card that i purchased on ebay for 90% of its face value.