i'm a hype buyer. that's what i do, i buy hype

and the hype surrounding wiggins, jabari, and julius randle is ridiculous. i'm usually not a big college basketball fan, but this year, i'm IN. i know a few things for certain

1. i'm going to reach and draft one, two, or all of these bastards in a fantasy draft next year. i dunnn care

2. i know nothing about them besides youtube videos and part of 1 game each. but if i had to start a franchise...i'm going with jabari, wiggins, then julius randle

3. hypothetical i know. but if i could trade harrison barnes for any one of them. done...

if i could trade harrison aaand klay for any one of them. done...

would i trade steph for any one of them. i really don't know...but if you put a gun to my head...i'd rather have steph, i guess.

4. i CANNOT even imagine what it must be like if i were a student at Duke, Michigan State, or Kansas this year. i mean, UCSB had orlando johnson (2nd round pick last year), and when i saw him walking around i would stare about 10 seconds too long. i saw OJ around campus (if i had to guess) about 10 or so times. and it was never like 'Oh, there's orlando johnson.' it was 'ohhh shit, that's orlando johnson, let's follow him for a second just to see...'

5. dude. if i was a student at duke and saw jabari parker, i would 100% follow him. like, walk right behind him. maybe take a few pictures. instagram that shit with the hefe. #ohshit #beast #2013 #lovelife