a simple plan. every 7 months or so i watch A SIMPLE PLAN. with billy bob thornton and bill paxton

basically its about 3 guys who go hunting in the woods and come across a crashed plane with a dead body and a couple million dollars inside. they decide to keep it, and it spirals from there. some people die, and it turns out to that it was traced drug money. they learn that 1 in 10 of the bills was marked by the FBI. so the lone survivor decides to burn all the money



1. i love thinking about hypothetical situations
2. if i'm ever in the woods and find a couple million dollars. i'm keeeeeeeping all of it with a capital K.
3. if i needed to start a cover business to launder money, its either going to be a shoe repair store, a bookstore, or a sushi place.
4. let's say the millions of dollars is hidden in your house and the FBI says that 1 of every 10 bills is marked and its only a matter of time before they start to surface. do not burn the money, don't overreact like bill paxton. the thought of trying to get rid of the money sounds like fun. just live your normal day to day life, and make it a goal to spend 2 or 3 of the hundred dollar bills per week.  maybe one day go to chinatown and buy $40 worth of crap, boom. one day you go to the casino and dust off $300 (using 1 of the dirty bills and 2 clean bills from the bank). just casually spend a couple hundred each week= FUN

i would never keep it