pretty brown hair

so confused. since when do non-married girls wear rings that say "wedding" on it? such bull shit. saw a girl, cute maybe, but looked at the ring on her finger, it said "wedding" on it, then later find out that she's not married.this will make me laugh in 5 years

my new go-to dance move is the bernie. i think i can seriously do it, forget the dougie

bad facebook. i made the mistake of adding a co-worker because he had just got married, and i wanted to see his facebook wedding pictures. so we're "friends". jill writes on my wall and bam, i have a new nickname. thanks! facebook changes things tho, when you meet someone, how do you ask for their last name? they know whats up. btw, what's your last name? oh, why do you ask? oh to be honest, my friends want to creep on your pictures and see what type of music and movies you like, that's all. um yeah, so what is it?

i'm officially obsessed with online daily deals. its bad. today pushed me over the top. livingsocial had a whole Foods daily deal, $10 for $20 credit. amazing. quick ebay check, and a $35 gift card ended for $36. why the fuck would you buy a gift card for more than its face value? anyway, the limit was only 1. i seriously would've bought like 40 if i could. btw, they sold out at 1 million. in 2 days, they are def going to pop up on ebay. and the crazy thing is, if they end around $15, i'm going to buy a few. why not? i benefit. amazonlocal's deal was $30 for $60 credit at this japanese place nearby. the max was 3, but i limited myself and only bought 2. i'm going crazy.
in the past 10 days, i've bought
2 for japanese restaurants. i'll use them, right?
1 whole foods. jackpot! best deal i've seen in a while
2 for this japanese grocery store in stockton, i printed them out for my mom and told her to use them
1 for amoeba music in sf, which is an old school music place that sells dvds/blu rays/cds. dont really buy dvds or cds, but $15 for $30 credit? i gotta live a littl.e
-and the other day i bought one for Cole's Hardware store in SF. $11 for $22. no i will not make out with you. no i dont need anything from a hardware store, but i'll find something useful, maybe a flashlight or a new screwdriver