3g

got the new iphone 4s last week. the phone is good, whatever. but i just can't believe how fast 3g is. i've been on the edge network for so damn long. it's sooooo fast, like having legit internet wherever you go. crazyy. wtf, how come no one told me how legit 3g is? i have a feeling i'm going to upgrade to 4g when everyone else is on 5g.

damn it, i bought another watch. i need to stop. ok, no more watches for at least 6 months, unless its super nasty. and everyone knows what a super nasty watch looks like. ok here's the plan, if i buy a watch in the next 6 months, the punishment is that i can't buy a watch until 2013. does that make sense, yea it does

i rarely listen to fm radio, but when i did the other day, a girl called in to give a "shout-out" to her bf. huh? people still call in to radio stations to give shout-outs? what are the legit odds that the "bf" is even listening to the radio? is that "cute"? he's not listening, no way. but seriously, radio stations must be struggling. they make all of their money on advertisements. but if you were a business, in 2011, the last place you'd look to advertise is on the radio. it's like newspaper classifieds. with free music streaming popping up everywhere, i'd be scared if i was a radio station. and uh oh, google's music service is coming

ouch. netflix stock at $300 2 months ago. hit $79 this week. rape

Experiment

Results to come

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Dirty

Sometimes I shock myself at how dirty I keep my room.

tragic

i can't wait til thursday. i need a new bed. and on thursday i plan to go to mancini's sleepworld to look/buy one. ever since i got into pawn stars, i sort of love to negotiate. when i watch pawn stars or storage wars, i always criticize people's negotiating skills. people get raped in the negotiations. it kills me. i can't wait to negotiate my bed purchase. i want a semi-nice to nice one. so it won't be exactly cheap. and i know in this equation: me and the salesman. that i have all the power, allofIT. i'm his commission, he knows it, and i know it. he's going to get raped. toomuch

i can't wait. let's say we negotiate for awhile and i finally get the rape-deal i was looking for. and i hand over my credit card. but then i quickly say "wait, wait, i'll agree to buy the bed from you, but before that, do 5 push-ups and 5 jumping jacks.
he has to say OK, he's losing his commission if he says wtf. i have the power

sneeezy

do rappers sneeze? i just can't picture eminem with his d-12 homies letting out a big sneeze. i just don't see it. you can't look cool while sneezing, it's impossible. when i sneeze, i let it all out. i'll never forget this: one time while at home, russ loudly sneezes, but covers his mouth. i think i told him "wow, that was loud" but didn't think anything of it, but then he waves to me with his sneeze hand, and there's a handful of mucus. swaggy

but seriously, you can't sneeze with swag. it just doesn't happen. i don't think drake sneezes. kanye, no. 50 cent definitely doesn't sneeze.

if 50 cent were ever to sneeze in front of his entourage. what does he do? does he say "ay, thas my bad guys". um, do rappers ever blow their noses? i don't think so. there's no way that 50cent asks one of security guards for a tissue. that'd be a youtube hit btw, "50cent blowing his nose" .that'd be awesome, seeing FITY just blowing like crazy then saying swaggerly "got dem allergies, man"

DIBBS

this is it, this THE ONE. it's my F5 tornado. i've watched this video 42 times. and one time, i watched it 7 times in a row, in a row! super disgusting. just nasty. i'd do some bad things to get this watch.

i had already made a serious connection to this watch. this was going to be it, this was going to be the last watch that i ever bought. then i did a little research and find out that it costs a cool $89,000. i'd seriously pay $20 just to try it on and play around with it for 10 minutes.

in time

most interesting idea ever. a whole movie about the value of time? so interesting. living in a world where time is actual money. live forever or die trying. the poor die young, the rich live forever. coolest idea ever. instead of people living for money, people are living to earn more time.