gap checking

-if a guy goes to the gym on a sunday afternoon, that means he doesn't have a girlfriend right? if you have a girlfriend, sunday afternoon is couple time

-breaking bad. i really want walt to get away with it. i don't know why i'm still rooting for him. he's done some bad bad bad things. but he's so clever and smart. the video confession was genius. hank and marie kind of annoy me, marie especially. she seems like the serious/boring teacher that follows every rule and no one likes. just relax. and i know it's unreasonable, but i feel like hank needs to mind his own business. big deal, so he cooked some meth like a boss, but he's done now. get over yourself

-stamps.com is legit. speaking of Bsimmons, on his latest podcast, cousin sal brought up the idea of a breaking bad meth party. people go to a house to watch the last episode, but before it starts, everyone tries meth. not funnyiknow

-i want to buy a plain white shirt that says "EXTROVERT" in big bold letters across the front.

-Netflix's show Orange is the New Black is really good. really really good. i flew thru the first season, and i have no attention span

-i've watched the trailer for spectacular now 7 times now (she is from the Descendants with george clooney, and he is from Project X, just fyi). i'm convinced it's going to be very very good. i wish i could bet on it. even if "very very good" was like -1500. shits a lock! EZ