it killlllls me when I can't understand my waiter. either because he  doesn't speak up, or has a very heavy accent. not only is it frustrating, but it makes zero sense. if you own a restaurant, what are you thinking when you hire a person without a clear speaking voice? doesn't make business sense. like, isn't that a red flag? yes. and also, let's say you don't have a clear speaking voice, why would you want to be a waiter? that isn't fun. that sounds like torture.

-jonnyC asks "have you been watching youtube lately?"
lol umm, yes. 


-i feel like instagram should have the option to turn off the double-tap/LIKE option. it's just too dangerous.  i'm honestly a little scared of this feature. i can't afford to "like" certain photos on accident. i'm kidding. no i'm not. JUST GIVE ME THE OPTION

-so i bought a personal alcohol breathalyzer test on groupon for $24. i'm pretty damn excited for this. not only is it priceless, but the betting opportunities oh my. ok first, why aren't these things given away for free ninety nine? i mean, they are priceless. saves 1 life = priceless. i mean, that just makes sense. shouldn't breathalyzers be in every car by now? it's 2012. don't quite understand. ok, but the betting opportunities? oh my,

bet 1) you and your opponent. you have 3 hours to drink whatever you want. and in exactly 3 hours, whoever is closest to a .12 BAC, wins the bet. for every .01 you are under, you must take 2 shots, for every .01 you are over, you must take 1 shot. OR, maybe price is right style? or, if you nail .12 exactly, and your opponent is off by .03 or more, you get to shave their head? FUN

bet 2) whoever blows the highest BAC, wins? boring.

oh my god, i can't wait til it comes in. this isn't weird, is it? no it's not. wait, is it? no, it's not. NOPE