whenever i hear someone say "i can't wait", i always want to ask a follow up question just to see how muchhhhh they can't wait for something. i need to put it in perspective. you say you can't wait for October because you're going to a concert? well first, yes, you literally can wait. but seriously, how much can you not wait?
what would you give up. ok, you can't wait for the concert, would you give up youtube for 3 weeks in order for the concert to happen tomorrow? no, well then, you can wait.
you can't wait?!? ok, would you give up 10% of your net worth for the concert to happen tomorrow? no? well then
ok, i'm done
my stupid blood alcohol breathalyzer test was a big fat waste of money. i used it for the first time over the weekend, and my first 3 blows, registered 3 consecutive 0.19. now, i highly doubt that was accurate because i didn't drink that much. so yeah, um that wasn't that much fun.
but then i thought, breathalyzers NEED to be conservative. NEEEED. let's say your BAC is 0.08.
it is better for your breathalyzer to register a .12 rather than a 0.07. it's imperative that your breathalyzer overestimates your drunkyness (i'm sure there's a better way to word that). what i'm trying to say, which is pretty obvious i guess, if you are slightly buzzed, its better for your breathalyzer to say you're fucking drunk, rather than to say you're slightly buzzed. SAFETY. jill is thinking "obviously grant, obviously"
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