numbers don't lie

3 - thank god for drake. if you want to convince me to do something, just say YOLO 3 times. i can't say no.
person- you down?
gm- no thanks, i better not.
person- YOLO
gm- ahhh
person- YOLO
gm- shitt
person- YOLOOO
gm- fine!

4 - the amount of alarm clock notifications that i use/need to wake up in the morning

127 million - the jackot for tomorrow's lottery. greg asked me if i wanted to join a pool, just $5 every time the jackpot is over $100 million, and the jackpot is split evenly depending on how many ppl join. i never play the lottery, i'm the most practical person ever. i love odds, and i completely understand the odds of the lotto. but i couldn't say no. how could i live with myself if i decline and then greg's pool wins? i can't take that chance. there's a 99% chance i would go insane. i'm 100% serious about that. as my mom would say, fuck it. I'm in

.545 - my guess on the knicks season winning %. $100 prop bet with rus. we had to guess the knicks season winning percentage. we each submitted our numbers, closest wins. simple. he guessed .577 i believe. should be interesting. i looked at their schedule, didn't look that easy. lots of games with philly, chicago, indiana. i like making bets with russ. i think i have edge. the same guy that bet he could name 5 players on each nba team (he failed). the same guy that bet even money that the warriors will win a championship in the next 9 years. the same guy that said "breathe through your mouth, it smells really bad in there". this particular bet is probably a wash. this nba regular season is too damn unpredictable.

8 - on a scale of 1-10 (10 being extreme monkey tilt). when i NEED a cab, and can't get one, i'm at a level 8-tilt. there's nothing more frustrating (a close 2nd is looking for my misplaced keys/wallet). but forreal, when i need a cab, and can't get one. i drop bombs. a combination of "fcuk" "are you fcuking serious?" "fcuk man" "wow" "fcuk my life dude". i swear, money isn't even an issue. when i'm at level 8, i'd happily pay 3X the normal cab fare just to get in a cab instantly. if i'm at level 8, and a cab fairy appears and says "here's a rock, all you have to do is break a car window with it, and a cab will appear in 20 seconds. if you choose to break a window, there's a 95% chance you get away with it, but 5% of the time, you get caught. you down?" i think i'm saying yes to this. 5 percent? i can dodge that. EZ

8 - march 8th is jmiz's birthday