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-I don't know ONE person that watches the Simpsons. I don't think i've ever watched an episode. But it's been on for yearssss. So who watches it?

-There is a new WSOP main event winner, and like always, he is sponsored by PokerStars.

-I made the mistake of watching Paranormal Activity 2 on Saturday. I'm dead serious, it was a mistake. Maybe it's just because i'm living by myself in an old country house, but I'm pretty sure this was the scariest movie i've ever seen. Ugh, so i get back to my house Saturday night, and close the garage. But on Sunday, I go to drive my car, and the garage door is open. ughhhhhhhhhhhh I hate it. if it happens again, i'm moving out

-I think in fantasy basketball, you're either a points and rebounds guy, or a steals and blocks guy. I'm definitely a steals and blocks guy. Jeremy Lin with 2 steals and 2 blocks! Soooooo sick


Full Tilt Poker Game #25368967334: $30 + $1.50 Heads Up Sit & Go (196658080), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 00:05:47 ET - 2010/11/08
Seat 1: Paige16 (2,465)
Seat 2: johnq4lfc4 (3,535)
Paige16 posts the small blind of 15
johnq4lfc4 posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Paige16 [3d 2d]
Paige16 raises to 60
johnq4lfc4 raises to 180
Paige16 calls 120
*** FLOP *** [8d Tc 2c]
johnq4lfc4 has 15 seconds left to act
johnq4lfc4 bets 300
Paige16 calls 300
*** TURN *** [8d Tc 2c] [7h]
johnq4lfc4 checks
Paige16 has 15 seconds left to act
Paige16 has requested TIME
Paige16 bets 200
johnq4lfc4 raises to 400
Paige16 calls 200
*** RIVER *** [8d Tc 2c 7h] [2s]
johnq4lfc4 checks
Paige16 has 15 seconds left to act
Paige16 bets 1,585, and is all in
johnq4lfc4 calls 1,585
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Paige16 shows [3d 2d] three of a kind, Twos
johnq4lfc4 mucks
Paige16 wins the pot (4,930) with three of a kind, Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,930 | Rake 0
Board: [8d Tc 2c 7h 2s]
Seat 1: Paige16 (small blind) showed [3d 2d] and won (4,930) with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: johnq4lfc4 (big blind) mucked [Td Ac] - two pair, Tens and Twos

this is me trying to be creative, but it turned out to be donkish. BINKKKK