slashy

just setting it straight.
if i were a stud high school football player, i'd go to the university of MIAMI.
stud soccer player, i'm going to Pepperdine
if i were a stud basketball player, i'd go to Memphis, where the girls are half as smart and thus..
if i were a stud baseball player, i'd go to the university of Texas.
if i were super genius in high school, i'd go to M.I.T. so when people ask me where i went to college. i can say "MIT, NBD though."
if i were a locked out NBA player, i'd go overseas and ball it up in Spain.

thanksgiving day, 49ers +3.5 at ravens. 49ers are undefeated against the spread. not bad. of course i bet the 49ers exactly 1 time, that's about right. 9 wins and 1 push? damn. it's so easy, just bet the 9ers and bet stanford, you should do ok. but no, didn't like them.
9ers -4 against the bengals, didn't like it.
9ers -3.5 vs giants. nah, eli's hot
9ers -9 vs. cleveland. too many points
9ers +40 against philly, pass.
9ers -4 at washington, TRAP GAME. oh
9ers +4.5 at detroit, detroit is good
and this thanksgiving game? i finallyyyy like the 9ers. is this a bad sign? is this the week the 9ers don't cover. i'm torn, my gut says to bet the 9ers. but i feel like i'm late to the 9ers betting party. do i just go with my gut. or do i level myself and go with the ravens since i'm "feeling" the 9ers side. or should i do the ivey-swag-reverse-shimmy-sham and bet the 9ers in massive size!!!!
nope, no swag
i think i'll bet the under.



i miss online poker and i miss the NBA.