sad day

i'm obviously happy for jeremy lin. but i'm upset that linsanity isn't happening in the bay area. every knicks game for me is going to be exciting now. and unfortunately, i have to illegally stream the games online. blah blah blah, can't the warriors just say sorry and get him back? i was talking to my mom, and i told her that if jeremy lin can do it, that i could have played in the NBA too. she insta-replied "not really, you have flat feet and character issues, remember?". i'm kidding, she would never say this to my face. i think

i remember last year, i said that i would buy every jeremy lin rookie card. that didn't happen, i have exactly 0 jeremy lin rookie cards. after the lakers game, i check on ebay. and cards that you could have bought for $5 or less, were selling for around $250. it's ridiculous. i felt like shit after i saw that. could've made $200 profit for each rookie card. un fucking reall. i'm actually legit upset about this. FUKKKK

nice little humble brag. i think every other time i talk to russ, he says something like
"dude, UCLA dentistry school is so hard"
Vegas in June? "nah, i have super hard midterms i have to study for, UCLA dentistry school is no joke man"
hey russ, how was your day
"dude, i had labs and classes from 8am to about 4PM, then i just came home to study for my midterm tomorrow. it's going to be super hard. but it's ok though. i go to UCLA, and i'm in the dental program"

i hope this isn't mean, russ is hirarious. hmm, shit russ says

"i'm a good looking guy, right? who wouldn't want this? (looking in mirror w/ noshirt)
"OKKKK" (that japanese character that he does)
"you know how i know you're gay..."
"hey grant, umm, umm, what's that, umm, what's the irish team called" (he was thinking of notre dame"
"i think i studied for like um, 8 hours straight last night"
"hella cutty"
"celebrity shot, celebrity shot"
*shot of 4 guys playing smash bros*, the game starts, russ has a bad start, and insta-quits. no one says anything, because that's just what he does
*shot of russ playing catch (baseball) and overthrowing the person by about 10 feet and saying "you should have caught that one..."
*russ in the club dancing with one hand on the wall, almost on the ground, trying to "get low"
*shot of russ playing poker, and losing. lol