it bugs me when people exaggerate injuries. like, when someone gets hurt, and they exaggerate exactly how much it hurts, annoying. kids get a free pass. i was a younger brother , so i understand what it takes to survive. if derek even pretended to hit me, i'd yell "ouch. mom. derek hit me..." 

 i hate when basketball players fall to the ground, and look to be in extreme pain, then get up, smile and shoot their free throws. just generally speaking, i hate when someone experiences level 6-pain, but they act like it's level 8-pain. why not try and be tough. if you experience level 7-pain, why not try and be tough and make it look like it's only level 5-pain. 

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when i'm waiting for the muni or bart. and i see someone running alongside the train so they don't miss it, all i can think in my head is to say "you need to slow down, you're running like 2 feet away from falling into the tracks, and then what? tripping is so easy to do. all it takes is for you to trip one time, fall a little to the right, and you're on the tracks, boom. done. just walk please"

 i'm getting old..

1. the years are all blending together. 2011 2012 and 2013 all sort of feel the same. if something happened in the past 3 years, i can't quite tell if it was 2011, 2012 stuff, or 2013 crap.  but i heard it gets easier when you turn 26. right? 

2. i was at our basketball practice yesterday and i asked one of the kids where he was born. he said he was born in the Philippines. I said Oh shit, cool. then he said "yeah, in 2005". I was like whoaaaaaa.

i couldn't believe it, he was born in 2005. 2005! these young kids are born in twothousand and five. they weren't even born when Lebron was a rookie. so crazyyyy. what was i doing in 2005? driving around tracy in my jimmy listening to hoobastank and taking back sunday.

=my mom's birthday is coming up, don't forget don't forget

i started to read a new book, The Power of Habit, Why we do what we do in life and business.
i need to read moreeeeeeeee. i'm going to bring back the punishment bet. let's see, so if i do not finish this book by the end of March, then I have to go to the bank, withdraw 5 onehundred dollar bills, and leave them as tips in 5 random coffee shops not named Starbucks. i'm serious. end of march. booked
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i just caught up on HBO's true detective. it's solid
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i really really enjoy using double negatives. i feel like when you use a double negative the right way, it has so much more meaning. like if you're talking about going to a r&b concert and trying to convince someone it'll be fun. saying "there's no way you're not going to have a great time" is so much stronger then saying "it's going to be fun. trust me"

however, if you're super good at life like heisman trophy winner, jameis winston, you can use triple negatives. fucker tweeted this after the 9ers vs. seahawks game

Everybody gone talk bout @RSherman_25 interview but that's cause don't nobody don't wanna listen to what's #real they want a script.     -jameis winston
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i'm not sure if it's just me or not. but i seriously get a little star struck when i meet someone who went to yale, harvard, or stanford... like, if that ever comes up, my reaction is ALWYAYS "oh shit, wow". and then i ask some  stupid fanboy question like "wow, that's crazy. so what's it like? is everyone in your class a super genius?"




this is so funny. girls are not crazy at all. zero percent crazy. ZPC

my high score on flappy bird is 7.
at first when someone told me to download flappy bird, i couldn't get past the first tunnel once. i lost like 5 times in a row. i was frustrated and i quit. then i played later, and i couldn't get past the first tunnel again. then i heard of other people saying how frustrated they were with the game. then i realized something (or i thought i did). i thought that the game was a prank. i thought it was literally impossible to get past the first tunnel. here's how i thought the prank went down. you tell someone to play this popular new game: flappy bird. then  the person tries the game...but it's actually impossible to score...therefore making it super frustrating= prank

apparently not though. seven is my high score
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michael sam, possibly the first gay football player. i understand that the media has to ask questions like "will the locker room accept a gay player?"

 does the locker room even care. the only thing a football player is thinking about...is staying healthy and making the team (getting paid). that's the only goal. if you're a rookie nfl player, your career is almost over. the average nfl career is what, 2-3 years? there's no team chemistry like in baseball or basketball. i feel like in the offseason, a basketball player will work on his game and spend time with his teammates to build chemistry and hopefully win a championship.

but a football player isn't thinking about a super bowl or team chemistry. he's thinking about MAKING THE TEAM, and getting that paycheck, because it's not guaranteed. so if i'm a 3rd year football player and my team drafts michael sam. all i care about is me, i don't care about michael sam