when i tell someone that my dad is a farmer. i usually get 3 questions.
what does he grow?
is it organic?
are there any animals on the farm?

my bland answers are asparagus, tomatoes, beans, corn...no...and no...
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i've thought about it long and hard. i've decided to spice it up a little bit. just a little bit...
if someone asks... what is the main crop?
"asparagus"
oh cool, is it organic?
"yes! the whole farm is organic!"
oh wow, that's awesome, so what stores can you find your asparagus...
"well, lots of places actually! you can find them at local farmer's markets! my dad regularly attends 3-5 farmer's markets in the area. not only that, we are in Whole Foods aaaand  Trader Joe's!"
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