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i was busy at work the other day so i decided to go on ebay and search "instagram".
and i found the results semi interesting

 i went to completed listings. and this is what i found.

- For $12.99, you can buy 15,000 instagram followers within 48 hours or less. $13 bucks?? that's so cheap, i mean, just last week, i bought a $10 derrick favors that i'll probably lose before he makes his first all star game.

- For $29.99, you can buy 25,000 instagram followers and get 10,000 likes. only $30?? would i rather have a sushi dinner for 2, or 25k followers? (i've always wanted to do this>> my cousin's dog has 29k followers on instagram. i've always wanted to be there when he posts a picture and just watch all the "likes" come in. that's not weird, is it?)

-On January 12th, you could have bought an account with 20k real followers for $1,525.

-On December 23rd, someone sold their instagram account that has 581,000 followers for $3,500. wowww
why is this semi-interesting?

BUT SERIOUSLY, if i have 25k followers sometime this week, please don't make a big deal of it. i'm kidding i think



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