sorry, this will be hard to follow. this is what happens
when you share an online sportsbook account with your cousin. then you go on a
cold streak. have 77 dollars left in the account. want 500 in the account
before baseball season starts. and it's march madness. this conversation did
not happen on aim while the stock market was open last week. looking-back
thoughts in paranthessesis
g: bet the 77 (half joking)
Jrich: on marquette?
g: i dont know
g: ML syracuse and then marquette
g: parlay
Jrich: wisconsin gonna win tohugh
g: ML wiscy
g: and marquette -2
Jrich: 67 to win 250
Jrich: cuse ml and marquette -2
is 67 to win 140
g: damn, that 10 dollar loss on
the warriors hurt (we bet $10 on the warriors on chris mullin bobblehead night,
another L)
Jrich: yeah
g: i dont know
g: i say we bet marquette -2
g: its his game of the year
g: lets go down with the ship
Jrich: hahahah
Jrich: damn, so just doubling up?
Jrich: thats no fun (scott's dead
serious)
g: loll (nervous laugh)
g: add some no-doubters to a
parlay
Jrich: gotta throw in some spring
training action (he's dead serious)
g: do something
Jrich: rockets, kings, north
carolina, marquette (he's dead serious)
Jrich: damn that only pays out
274
g: ugh
g: in online blackjack, they
always let u win at first right? (100% JOKE)
Jrich: lets do it
g: go for it (mistake #1)
g: but keep 40
Jrich: lolll
Jrich: how much per hand?
g: i dont know
g: get to 100
g: or stop at 40 (mistake #2)
Jrich: welp, we're at 40 (this
was 4 minutes later lol)
Jrich: lol
g: hahahahahaha
g: at least tell me the hand
Jrich: we had 18, they had
blackjack
Jrich: we had 18, they had 20
Jrich: we had 13 (showing an 8),
we busted
Jrich: 8*
Jrich: 10, 10 ,7
Jrich: gone
g: hahaha
g: they saw our account size. so
there's no point in letting us win at first
Jrich: ive gone from like 50 to a
couple hundred before
g: what are you saying
Jrich: we still have a chance
Jrich: hahhaa
g: have u ever gone from 50 to
zero?
Jrich: yes
g: ahh
g: do we continue?
Jrich: hahhaa up to you man
g: i want 500 in our account
right now. and just wait til baseball
g: less stressful, but still a
sweat
Jrich: so youre saying turn the
40 into 500?
g: i mean, that'd be idel
g: *ideal
g: fuck, BJ was a bad idea
(online blackjack is riggggged)
Jrich: im doing it
Jrich: lol
g: do it
g: wait
Jrich: 18
Jrich: push
g: what if u make a BJ and a
wager at the same exact time
Jrich: what
g: nvm
Jrich: 17
Jrich: dealer busts
Jrich: weeeee!
g: nice
Jrich: do i hit on 14 if dealer
is showing a 4?
g: no
g: i dont think
Jrich: no right?
Jrich: ok
Jrich: dealer turns over a 5,
hits, 8
Jrich: we lose
g: ok
Jrich: 14, hit bust
Jrich: lol
Jrich: fuuuuck
g: haha
Jrich: soft 17
Jrich: dealer showing 5
Jrich: what do i do?
g: not sure
g: tbh
Jrich: the chart says double down
Jrich: but if we lose do and
lose, we're down to 10
Jrich: lol
g: loll
g: do it (slipped)
Jrich: we got a 6
Jrich: dealer busts
Jrich: weeeeeeee!
g: dude
g: that was the biggest sweat
i've had in a while
g: no joke
Jrich: hahahhaa
g: we got 50 ish?
Jrich: yes
g: hold up
g: have i ever sent you that
thread
g: of the poker players that won
several thousand off BJ one time
Jrich: no
g: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/hysterical-ultimatebet-blackjack-shenanigans-218940/
Jrich: i dont think so at least
g: i think i have, but
Jrich: is this going to help us
with thousands?
g: maybe
Jrich: ohh yeah i remember this
g: i read it like once a year
Jrich: i need to screen shot the
50
Jrich: and then screen shot every
thousand until 30k or whatever
g: that'd be amazing
Jrich: dealt 12
Jrich: dealer showing a K
Jrich: hit, 6 for 18
Jrich: dealer turns a 7
Jrich: weee
Jrich: fuck. 20 to our 17
g: ok
Jrich: 15, dealer showing a 4, he
busts
g: you're going too fast
Jrich: oh shit
Jrich: we have 11
Jrich: dealer has 6
Jrich: double down time!
g: oh shit
Jrich: lol
Jrich: we get an 8 for 19
Jrich: he turns over a 10 and
hits a 5
g: ouch
g: i knew the "lol"
wasn't good
Jrich: 12
Jrich: dealer busts
g: wait
Jrich: we're at 50
g: play a game of Draw something
(realizing scott relapsed...)
Jrich: but i feel a streak of
winning coming (...but it's too late)
g: haha
Jrich: cant stop after a loss
(yep, way too late)
Jrich: a win*
g: oh god
Jrich: see
Jrich: blackjack
Jrich: see
g: draw something
Jrich: 20
Jrich: dealer busts
Jrich: see
Jrich: dealer busts
Jrich: fuck
Jrich: streak over
Jrich: 19, dealer with 20
Jrich: up to 75
g: so who are the clipps going to
hire (trying to change the subject)
Jrich: vdn got fired?
g: no, but simmons saying he is
about to
Jrich: jvg
Jrich: fuck me
Jrich: 18, dealer with 13
Jrich: hits 6
g: we at 65?
Jrich: yeah
Jrich: we're still down 2 dollars
g: i think we have to bet some on
marquette
Jrich: we will when we're at 200
(oh god, broke soon...)
g: hahaha
Jrich: 99
Jrich: dealer showing a 4
Jrich: split?
g: hmm
g: dont know
g: i think
Jrich: chart says split
Jrich: fuck me
Jrich: god dammit
Jrich: two fucking 4s??
Jrich: for real?
Jrich: dealer with 17
Jrich: were down to 35
g: lol
Jrich: all fucking innnnnn
(NOOOOOOOO!!!!)
g: ok (<<<
LOL)
Jrich: 15
Jrich: dealer showing a K
Jrich: we get a 5 for 20
Jrich: he turns a 10
Jrich: so close
g: wow
Jrich: aaaaand blackjack for the
dealer (rock bottom)
Jrich: gg
g: HAHAHAHA
Jrich: i told you this was a bad
idea, grant (denial)
g: hahahaha
g: this is what rock bottom feels
like
Jrich: time to deposit and get
those 67 dollars back
g: hahaha
g: two 4s?
g: i figured worst case, we split
this hand
Jrich: dealer trolling us man
g: i might have to save this chat
Jrich: your fault
Jrich: that 4 team parlay is
looking good right now
g: i told you to draw something!
g: HAHA
g: it's going to hit
Jrich: easily
g: just doublting up?
g: thats no fun
Jrich: hahaha
g: i think we have to deposit
g: not right now
g: but like 100 each month
Jrich: dammit grant. we said no
blackjack too when we first started
Jrich: what do you mean
g: i think once march is over
g: we should depo 100 total
g: and just mess around with it
through out the month
Jrich: ok
Jrich: no stress
g: yea
g: think of it more as
entertainment
Jrich: yeah
g: depo in april
g: ?
g: stay sober til then?
g: we just relapsed!
Jrich: huge relapse
Jrich: we were taking body shots
off of women in a bar like josh hamilton
g: you know it was you right?
g: i guess i could've done more
to help
Jrich: weak support group
Jrich: it was you
Jrich: you brought up the idea
g: it was a joke!
g: but i guess you can't joke
about going out to a bar with josh either
Jrich: thats like putting some
drugs in front of josh hamilton
Jrich: not going to end well
g: fuck
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