gotta get down on friday

HORNETS IN 6 HORNETS IN 6 HORNETS IN 6. it would be a little funny, no?

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i know that no one cares, but this news headline made me happy

"Full Tilt and PokerStars Regain .com Domain Names and Player Money is Safe"

weeeeeeeeeeee

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picture of my desk

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every 3 days or so i think to myself how cool it would be if i was smarter. unfortunately, at the age of 22, i don't think it's going to happen. i mean, i guess i can read more and study a lot, but that just seems too boring and a waste of time. so i thought more about it, and if there is a 0% chance that i'm getting any smarter, there must be a non-zero percentage that i'm getting dumber. I can't afford to get any dumber. here's my pran (plan), i'm not going to RE-watch any reality tv shows. once i watch it, i will NEVER watch it again (for the most part). this is going to hurt a little, because re-runs of jersey shore are sometimes just as good as watching them the first time. but hey, this is serious

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i'm cool if there is a lockout in the nfl, even the nba for that matter. the 49ers aren't going to be contenders this year, the warriors aren't going to be contenders any time soon. let's take a 5 year break from both. it'll only hurt the legit title contenders. that's cool with me, let's take a break and focus on baseball.

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i think rebecca black-Friday is ridiculous like everyone else, but this lady is a dickhead for asking her "do you think you're a good singer?" ahahhahaha, 2:15

popping off

from cardplayer.com:

"Despite all the commotion within the online world, Full Tilt proTom “durrrr” Dwan is confident players will be able to receive their money eventually. He has said on Twitter that Full Tilt will find a way to make pay outs, and if they don’t “Phil [Galfond] and I are out $1 million each.”

On Saturday, Dwan wrote that the odds are “way lower than 10 percent of Full Tilt Poker not paying.” He also said, “Would strongly assume [PokerStars] is the same.” Galfond shared Dwan’s sentiment, Tweeting that “we are extremely likely to be paid our [money],” and “however I think we can’t expect to get paid right away. It’ll take a few months at least. Focus your worry/energy on planning around that.”

Dan “jungleman12” Cates, online poker’s biggest winner in 2010, told Card Player that he had no comment on the issue of cashing out. Cates won $7.5 million on Full Tilt through 2010 and into the early months of 2011. It is unknown how much of that money is still online."

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the bad part about the money i have online, is that about half of the money is on ftp, and on ftp i have two accounts, and one is not in my name, it's my high school friend's account. which would make things even harder if they ask for a picture ID or anything like that.

uh oh

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/poker/news/story?id=6362238

edit: ftp and stars are not allowing player-to-player trades, or any withdraw options at the time. all the money online is basically frozen. but they assure that the funds are safe, small ughh

kiefer is a great catch, no?

i love when kobe gets in trouble. cheating on your wife, raping a white girl, now gay slurs on national tv, i hope it keeps coming before he retires. i want a good one too, something juicy.

i swear i'm not making this up. but the day the lakers lost to the cavaliers earlier in the season, was the day I knew the lakers were going to win the championship this year. i was going to write a blog post then, but i got a little lazy, but here it is. the lakers home loss to the cavs seemed like "rock bottom" for the lakers, but it was a little too obvious. this was just to trick the poser laker-haters into thinking that the lakers weren't going to repeat as champions. some of those poser laker haters probably talked shit to the laker fan friends, but, the laker fan will get the last laugh. the laker fan probably replied "dude, just wait til the playoffs, KOBEEEEE" and sadly that laker fan is right, the lakers ARE going to win. this latest kobe news just confirms it, andrew bynum's injury? nope, not buying it. the spurs are incredible this year! and have clinched home court throughout the playoffs?! haha, don't fall for it. SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH, i just want to record the entire nba playoffs, and fast forward until finals game 4 5 and 6.

having said all of this, my sports predictions are incorrect over 50% of the time, so uh, i dont know. this post is all bull shit. KIEFER is the man

stupid Panini

^this is just stupid, a video in a basketball card? even blake knows it's stupid. way too many problems with this idea. i know i know, nerdddbomber (full house)

however, i do give them credit for thinking outside the box. the industry is dying, so they had to do something. can't just sick back and hope for things to turn around. just thinking about it now, it would be so fun to own a card shop. it would definitely be called Season Ticket

maC in tosh

-two weeks ago I drove back to Tracy for a doctor's appointment, and on that Friday night (btw Friday Night Lights' last season DVD is out, woo), someone broke my passenger window and stole my backpack. dumbass didn't take even take my GPS which was just sitting out in the open or the cash in my glove compartment (not a good idea to leave cash, i know) but instead decided to steal my backpack which had pretty much nothing in it besides my notebook. I know it could have been worse, but that notebook was almost priceless because it basically had all my notes that i've been keeping for the past 3 months. it's sad, but it just shows how my neighborhood has changed in the past 10 years or so. My damn honda is getting more and more expensive. I can't go 2 months without something happening with/to it. Jimmy never got towed, Jimmy never got broken in to.

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just didn't want to forget this. I know that i'm going to read this in 5 years and start cracking up. Just an AIM chat with JT about blank Check, probably won't make sense to most people

grantmiz1 11:28
whats better, first kid or blank check?

Justin Tanaka 11:28 am
hahaha, i think first kid was funnier, but i love blank check.
as a kid
blank check
was
the
ISH
gawd i wanted that.
lol
all for 1 mil

grantmiz1 11:29
DUDE, john stamos moment.
for the longest time, i thought blank check was better

Justin Tanaka 11:29
DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS!?
lol

grantmiz1 11:29
but just watched part of first kid,
and sinbad is tooooooooo funny.
sinbad>BC , but it's close

Justin Tanaka 11:30
yeeahhhh, it is close

Justin Tanaka 11:30
but i think looking back, you just see too many crappy holes in BLank vs. first kid.
ahhahahahaha
and i hate being more of an adult.
cynic guy over here.
lol

grantmiz1 11:30
hahahahahah
you can't buy all that crap with 1 mil.
no way lol.
he couldn't buy a house as a kid, too much paperwork.

Justin Tanaka 11:32
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA
paperwork.
hahahahahah.
so true

Justin Tanaka 11:32
i love how that's exactly how a kid thinks though.
1 mil is like ultimate amount growing up.
lol
well, it was.
lol

grantmiz1 11:32
me too
lol
Juice?
no thanks i'm not thirsty.

Justin Tanaka 11:34
ahhahahahahaha.
the eagle has landed.
the chicken.
has flown the coup.
mannnn i dont know about not eagle.
or chicken
lol

grantmiz1 11:35
hahahahahhahahhaahhahaha.
hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahha.
the fat guys does the nose thing with his thumb.

Justin Tanaka 11:36
yeah
the fling
hahahahahahah
lol
that's the thing i remember too.
ahahahhahaha
ok on the real.
how much would've you written.
on the check
if you had one like that.
lol

grantmiz1 11:37
if i had balls, 100

Justin Tanaka 11:37
hahahahahaha
yeah
i was thinking like 1-200,
just cuz it's POSSIBLE.
lol
500+
no way
lol

grantmiz1 11:37
haha luckbox preston .

Justin Tanaka 11:37
not without mom and dad.
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAh
luckbox preston.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

grantmiz1 11:37
runs too good,
must be nice,
fucker got to kiss shea stanley too,

Justin Tanaka 11:38
seriously. what a lucky b,
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,
i know,
freeeeeak,
what a ungrateful little snot,
lol
little trout sniffer.

grantmiz1 11:38
hahahahahaha

grantmz1 11:39
geez, BC was a great movie tho

Justin Tanaka 11:41 am
yeah, it was. one of the childhood classis
classics*

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Last week was my first fantasy basketball championship, unfortunately for me, I came in 2nd. I lost by 1 block. Ugh, I know hindsight is 20-20, but I really got out-managed. My opponent picked up Tim Duncan and he had 2 good games last week that made all the difference. Dirk sort of died on me during his last 2 games and Roy Hibbert couldn't give me a block on Sunday, that didn't help. His team was way better than mine, that's for sure, I'm just lucky that the championship was 1 week, and not 2. There's always next year, my plan is go draft all steals/blocks guys. Josh Smith is mine

that wimpy deer

need a gift idea?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280654253270&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_500wt_1156

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280654253357&ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT#ht_500wt_1156

i was a loser again and bought some mystery packs that some guy was selling on youtube. Unfortunately, i got one of the weaker packs, but we'll see how much they sell for. My excuse was that he was donating half of the proceeds to help the Japanese people. the over/under for the combined ending ebay prices is $54.50.

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I was grocery shopping last week and I overheard this little kid (looked probably 9ish if I had to set the line) saying “but you owe me” to his mom. If I ever have kids, I’m 90% sure I’m going to be a no-bullshit strict/mean dad, because if my son said that to me I’m saying “BITCH, I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT”