thin mints suck

i know i've asked this before, but why don't they change the pictures on the girl scout cookies boxes? i'm tired of seeing that same damn girl with the 80's glasses feeding the cow on the Do-si-dos box (the best type of Girl scout cookie, and it's not even close)

they need to change the damn picture already. that girl is probably 31 by now. my favorite and original idea is to let companies pay to use the front of the box however they want. think of the monies. AT&T thin mints, Verizon Do-si-Dos...

ok fine, no ads. they need to change the picture because it's life changing. being on the cover of a girl scout box is most likely the biggest thing to ever happen to 99% of girls in America. they should give new girls their once-in-a-lifetime moment each year. hmm, what if during an icebreaker, a girls says, "something unique about me? um, well I was on the Do-Si-Dos box back in 2002. it's funny because they are my favorite kind of GS cookie, hands down. thin mints are overrated". Insta

it would even be cool to know OF someone who was on the boxes. like if my cousin was on the box, i would tell almost everyone that my cousin was on the box of Tagalongs this year. even if my friend's little sister was on the box one year, i would still think it's cool.
hey grant, how was your weekend?
g: it was whatever, but so crazy, i heard my friend's cousin is going to be on one of the girl scout cookie boxes.
oh shit? you serious?
g: yes

scramble

i dont really get sucked into those stupid iphone games. but this one's legit. SCRAMBLE. it's for people who like Words with Friends, but have a mild case of ADD. like Rush Poker for online poker players. i always thought the idea of people paying money for those zynga games is ridiculous. why on earth would you spend real money to buy things in farmville?!

my uncle came over last night and was telling me how addicted he was to scramble. and then he told me that he had to purchase more tokens (with real money) in order to keep playing. i thought it was hirarious just thinking of him at home playing scramble, then debating whether or not to buy more tokens or not, then ultimately saying "fuck it" and buying tokens with real monies.

last night, my uncle, jeff and angela were all sitting at the same table multi-tabling scramble games. just to be clear, i suck. but it's so addicting. i already upgraded to the non-free version for $0.99. there's no ads, and you get tokens in 10 minutes instead of 20 minutes, so legit...i'm debating whether or not to just buy 500 tokens for $24.99. its whatever, I'm "one of those now, a person who paid zynga just to play these damn games

one time

the first time i saw Alex Smith's auto, i remember thinking "wait, if my name was alex smith, that's exactly how i would sign my name." and the greedy side of me immediately thought "wait, if he becomes super sick, and i need some quick cash, I could sell some fake autos on ebay". the picture above is a real autograph. and below are mine. there's no way you can tell the difference. uh oh. easy moneyy.
buy 100 8x10's and 50 official NFL footballs, fake-sign them, sell them on ebay. EASYMONIES

i don't think i would do this, i think

D-glove

i was at the gym and saw danny glover. i'm 95% sure it was him. i decided to go creepy-mode and take a picture. danny's lucky, he was in joseph-gordon levitt's rookie movie, Angels in the Outfield.

good to know

just saw that 'Jingle All The Way' is on Netflix, this is good to know.

just saw Girl with the Dragon Tattoo last week. very good movie, but extremely long. i couldn't sit still for 3 hours so i had to check rotoworld every 15 minutes. but anyway, i want to know what it feels like to read the book, before the movie. i wouldn't mind being that person who says "yes, the movie was good, but the book was much better." because the thing is, no one verifies. if someone tells me that they read a book, i assume they read the book, no questions asked. yep, next big movie/book that comes out, and someone asks me how it was.

"it was just alright, I think i would have liked it a lot better if i didn't read the book first, but i just love reading." BOOMM

just saw Contraband, don't go see Contraband.

merry christmas

internet poker in 2012? yes prease!

23

just realized this. i have a cousin who is the same age as me, we went to the same high school. last thursday, i posted a blog update about my ant farm. that same day, she texted me saying she is engaged. lol, just a fun fact. on to the update

new farm, new ants. these ants are legit. already digging on day 1.

week 2

it's unfortunate. it's extremely unfortunate that my ants are lazy and refuse to dig cool tunnels. it's been about 2 weeks, and about 1/3 of the ants are dead. the others are lazy as balls. not only lazy, they're very stupid. it's been 2 weeks, and when i came home from work today, 2 of the ants were reaching up and trying to escape. wtf, didn't they realize after day 4 that there's a zero percent chance of escape? lazy too. the ants are supposed to dig tunnels. but all they do is walk around trying to escape. the other day, i thought i would give them some starburst to give them some energy. you can kind of see it in the picture. it's pink. but my weirdo ants just slightly buried the starbust. wtf, i thought ants liked candy. wrong again. so over it. ok not really, i bought more, should be here within a week. this time, i hope i get the motivated ants. maybe it'll rub off on the others